Dan O’Mahoney, you’re the CCTC:
A Marine brought in to guard our seas,
Against marauding bands of life jacketed savages
Who “our green and pleasant lands” would ravage.
Danny, get on your “chariot of fire”
and unleash Britannia’s mighty force,
To repel the Armada of the foe,
Paddling over in their tiny boats.
Hail Clandestine Channel Threat Commander,
Get your act together, please do not dander.
Fetch your “bow of burning gold”
But be sure you point it straight and bold.
Your country needs a steady hand,
To save it from enemies unknown
We know that the Ministry for Immigration Compliance,
Will always be there for a handy alliance,
With our Clandestine Channel Threat Commander
And the Department for the salubriousness of Great Britannia. Copyright Shirley Gibson 1st Sept 2020